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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Maths challenge



Show that square-root of 50 to the power of square-root of 50 to the power of square-root of 50 is equal to X to the power of 5. Thus, find X.

One who accomplish answering this question will be rewarded a Fatoush.

Tagged 3

1. Define yourself.
~ I..am...YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. What’s the last thing you bought?
~ Chocolate milk..lots of em'.

3. Have you cheated on your girlfriend(s)?
~Um..uhh..ah..urgh...no. lol.

4. How many percent do you think you’re beautiful/ handsome?
~ I'll let Zaryna answer this question for me. *wink*

5. What’s your ideal type of guy/girl?
~ Motherly, a good cook & doesn't nag a lot.

6. What’s your favourite brand? And why?
~ Maggi. It's the awesome-est food ever made in the entire universe.

7. If you are given chances to change your physical, which part of body would you change?
~ I wanna have abs.

8. You wish your name was ….
~ Luke Skywalker. LoL. No,just kidding.

9. If you have millions and millions of cash right now, what will you do with it?
~ Create a second LHC, except this one has destructive purposes.

10. What’s your favourite dream?
~ I always wanted to be a person who makes games but I guess I should kiss that dream goodbye.

TAG U! DFang, UNQE, Hafiz, Ambrus, Nurun.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Notice

No further update till I've completed my research work on the LHC.

It's funny and at the same time annoying how you make fun of things then suddenly the next day you have to do a 500 research essay about that same thing, it's like its way of paying me back. HAH. I love the LHC.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

LHC (Large Human Crap)

The world is near to its end!

"What???" you say?

It's because evil scientists disguised as scientists created a death machine capable of destroying the world called The LHC. We're not really sure what the 'LHC' really stands for (the 'scientists' claim it is a 'Large Hadron Collider'..yeah right *roll eyes*). This so-called 'Large Hardron Collider' is a some sort of particle accelerator and it is MASSIVE, it is so massive that I even capslocked the word 'massive'.

The collider is contained in a circular tunnel, with a circumference of 27 kilometres (17 mi), at a depth ranging from 50 to 175 metres underground. The 3.8-metre (150 in.) diameter, concrete-lined tunnel (from: wikipedia)

A cross-section of 'LHC'. We all know something that big is bad, like Godzilla.

Who are the ones responsible for this? The CERNs (European Organization for Nuclear Research) that's who. European organization for what now?? for Nuclear research..Nuclear people! Nuclear!..see? Even the name of the organization sounds evil.

They even manufacture zombies.

The purpose for this..'LHC'..is to 'find out' the origins of big bang. Yes, you all know Big bang right? It's a huge explosion that leads to the creation of stars,planets and shits. They're trying to recreate the Big bang phenomenon for some scientific reason..but hold on a minute, isn't the Big Bang a big explosion? A very very very big explosion? How come something minuscule compare to big bang can sustain a pakkin' huge explosion? Won't it like, break out and blow out the whole world to gazillions of pieces? Well, the 'experts' (which are evil scientists from CERN in diguise) explains that they're going to do this experiment in an atomic scale so the big bang created will be much more smaller, and the LHC can contain the explosion inside it..of course, all this reasoning are just bull crap to hide their true intention; to destroy the world alongside with themselves. Why? Because they're mad, MAD! MAD I TELL YOU! that's why!

So to investigate this matter further, last night, I infiltrated the LHC and had a sneak peek on what's really happening there. I stealthly went to the control room, I peeked through the keyhole of the maindoor of the control room and I saw two scientists having a conversation, I saw their name-tags which suggest the names of the two scientist; Billy and Dr.Cue. Due to my amazing hearing I heard the whole conversation:

Dr.Cue : did you watch pokemon last night?

Billy: yeah! It was great how pikachu thunderbolted Ash till he piss....

.....part skipped due to irrelevance.....

Billy: Saturday is the day eh?

Dr.cue: yes, the day where humans will cease to exist! *evil lol*

Billy: then, after that, we will be reincarnated as pokemons!

(Both together): Long live pokemon! long live pokemon! long live pokemon!.... *darth vader's theme as BG*

So, what are you waiting for? Take action! Load your bazookas and lets destroy the LHC before it erases us! Fight for humanity! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

*Please just ignore what the author mentioned above,it's all skeptical nonsense, he's just crapping around and LHC is not evil.*

Friday, September 12, 2008

Tagged 3

Tagged by..damn, I wasn't tagged, but I want to do this tag thing anyway..

1. Would you fart inside an elevator?
~ Occasionally, yes.

2. What will you do if the person you like doesn't like you back?
~ find another one. There are many fishes in the ocean, if you know what I'm talking about ;)

3.Missy Piggy + Kermit the Frog = OTP?
~ No. Missy piggy + kermit the frog = POT. lol.

4. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
~ Nope, I'm just uncertain of it.

5. What's your ideal lover?
~ Motherly and understanding, a good cook, never complains about me.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone else?
~ loving someone while you're being loved.

7. If the person you like does not accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
~ same as Q.2

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
~ same as Q.2, damn these questions are tedious AND stupid =.=

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently?
~ A lot.

10. What do you want most in life?
~ Happiness.

11. Is being tagged fun?
~ define fun.

12. If you found out that your best friend is going out with your boyfriend/ girlfriend, how would you react?
~ One thing, they better be prepared for brutal consequences.

13. Who is currently the most important person to you?
~ George Bush. LOL! As if..

14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
~ I..DON'T..KNOW!!!!!

15.Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
~ Married and poor.

16. Would you rather be a bum or be a busy person?
~ Busy. But being a bum once in a while can be nice.

17. Would you give your all in a relationship?
If my parther would then so would I.

18. Define LOVE.
~ LOVE itu hime =)

19. Milk chocolate, white chocolate or dark chocolate?
~ Milk and White cuz dark is a lil' bit pahit.

20. If you played a prank on someone and he/she fell for the trick, what would you do?
~ Tell him/her straight in the face, "U HAV BEEN SHAOWA-ED!!!!!" LOLOLOLOLAFOEJGLOAHHDVGADU

I'm tagging U! LOL

Friday prayer in Dulwich

Today, which is jumaat, we had our prayer, Friday prayer that is. The prayer was held inside the school compound; at the PE centre and it was independently organized by a group or 'society' called the Muslim society. The society is run by a group of muslim students (well,duh~), and guess who gave the sermon; Fahim, an aquaintance of mine, he's from bangkok but he's a muslim and I'll tell you that he gives the sermon as well as any sermoners or imam would give; he's 17 years old but he actually delivers the sermon quite well for a boy at his age. There's this one question he asked us; "what does IT means?" well,obviously it's 'Information Technology', here's what he said "no! Iman & Taqwa!" lol..you'll never have that kind of joke in regular sermons.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Life begins anew

Dulwich college.
This is where my new life begins.
Ivyholme.
My new 'home' for the next 19 months.
Alim Mustafa.
A name given by the people here. 'Abdul' and 'bin' has been omitted.

Hello.
I have been staying in Dulwich college for 9 days. So people have been asking me; camnatah ko di sana?ok? sekulah macamana? boarding house macamana? Bla bla bla...
Obviously, I'm ok, I'm not hurt, I'm not dead, I'm not lonely..umm..most of the time..I'm not in distress..even though I sometimes whine about a few things..but overall,I'm just fine.

Ivyholme is the name of the boarding house that I'm staying in. The are lots of people from different countries living here, a majority of them are from China while others are from various other places like Poland, Taiwan, Thailand, Japan, Korea and some others, they are all friendly people. Ivyholme is actually better than I expected, I thought it would be something like the PJN hostel (not that the PJN hostel is bad or anything) but it's more luxurious than I thought; I have my own room and bathroom, our common room have a pool table and a fuzzball thing, we have a TV room and a computer room, we have 4 kitchen on each floor, we have our laundry room and let me tell you, doing laundry here is so damn easy, you just dump your clothes in the washing machine, press a button, wait 40mins, then dump clothes in the tumbler, press button, and it's done! simple =P The food here is nice too.

School is probably the boring-est part, it's not because of the subjects and all, it's because that I got no friends, I have friends but they're in a different class, it's hard to socialize here, the people here are nice and all but...I just can't socialize well, I just don't fit in...hmm..

I'm currently taking 4 subjects; Maths, Further maths, Physics and design & technology. Here, if you take F.Maths, then Maths will be included in your F.maths syllabus ('syllabus' here is called 'modules'). So to put it in a way, My F.Maths IS both maths. We have 3 teachers for Maths and each teacher teaches different modules (C1,M1,S1). So far, the lessons are ok, it's not too hard because most of the stuff I'm currently learning is the stuff that I've already learned before. Physics too, have 2 teachers, each teaching different modules. Design & technology or 'DT' is my favorite subject because you can make cool things - the other day I made a flashlight out of circuit boards, batteries, wires, resistors, all the electronic stuff. I know it's not a big deal but it really satisfies the inner inventor in me. =D

That's all fer now.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

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I miss you. You know who you are. =)

When they said it's frightening they were not joking.

Sorry for the late update.

So this is what happened on 1st of September. I'll just briefly post this thing.

So..uhh..It was the second day of Ramadhan so it is extremely rare for me to go anywhere during Puasa season because it's tiring and all..but! Since I don't have anything to do in London so me and a couple of my friends went sightseeing around the city to kill some time.

Our first destination is The London Eye. If you don't know what it is it's a giant ferris-wheel that brings you to great heights where you can see the amazing view of the whole city..well, not really the WHOLE city but you get my point. It's a 30 minutes ride and it costs around 17 pounds, expensive eh? But it's worth the money.







Next we went to the London Dungeon & Tomb which is located somewhere near the London Bridge. Entry fee is 15 pounds. London Dungeon basically is a sort of tour that tells you about the history of London Bridge and I'll tell you one thing, it's not a normal tour..it's different, it's creepy but at the same time educational. I don't wanna tell you what happened in the tour, I don't wanna spoil it for you, to put it in a way, it creeps me out.

After the 'London Dungeon' tour we went to the London Tombs. This is when things get interesting. London Tombs, as the name suggest, is a horror house, or in this case horror underground and it's not your ordinary not-so-scary horror house. It has zombies..and these zombies look real and scary and they'll chase after you and they'll scream at you. Doesn't sound scary? You're wrong..it's DAMN FCUKIN' scary..it's dark and most of time you can't see anything..and zombies popping out of nowhere everywhere and you can't see them coming and it really freaks me out. That place is DAMN scary, I admit that I screamed and ran for my life and I'm not the type of person who got frightened easily (or izzit? ;p ) so if your going to London make sure you visit this place! =D



After that, we took a stroll at Hyde park. Nothing unusual except for the fact that cute squirrels staring at us, plotting something mischievious, waiting for you to let your guard down.



So..uhh..yeah, that's all for now. See ya. =)