Continuation fron the 'lord of the ???" post from bru-alleynians.blogspot.com.
Asstral, due to his annoyingly arrogant attitude, was oblivious to the fact that the sly ShaoWa was just faking his so-dhinkin-called 'mental block'. While Asstral was busy bragging about himself to DikDik and DikDik attentively listening to his nonsense, ShaoWa took the chance to grab a conviniently placed-nearby-swiss knife and hid it behind him to avoid Asstral from noticing it.
ShaoWa: "See the knives? Wanna know what they're used for punk?"
As quick as lightning, he ran up to Ass-dhinkin-tral and stabbed him. For a brief moment Asstral paused, glanced at the pain he's feeling on his chest, horrified to the reality that he has a knife stucked to his chest. Upon seeing the wound, Asstral gave a weird-shocked-'OMFG' expression, much like this guy here :
yeah,like this guy, but not as cute.
Bleeding, Asstral slowly turned his head to ShaoWa, and looked him in the eye in a dramatic kind of way. ShaoWa, feeling irritated, slapped him at his face and started to stomp and kick him repeatedly.DikDik who has been out of 'action' suddenly jumped out and joined ShaoWa in his feet happy combo. Asstral was overwhelmed by the beatings and was helplessly crying and squeling on the ground.
Asstral's first person view.
Gradually Asstral's conciousness began to fade. As we kicked and stomped, he slowly loses his senses till at a certain point, he can't feel the pain anymore. His vision, fading. His annoying cries, fainting. His body, motionless. His breathing, stopped.
But ded humans do.
Hafiz woke up and gasped. He scanned the room and checked his body for any knife wounds. Everything was just normal; his room was still fart-scented as it has been and his body is wound-free as it's used to be. Then he came to realize it was just a dream. Yes, a dream. Don't ask why. I'm tired of typing this post, gimme a break.
Then, Hafiz lived normally ever after.
THE END.
Oh, I know what your thinking.
Yes, WTF indeed.
1 comments:
don't forget that whilst asstral was sleeping and dreaming that you were violating him with a knife, a "certain someone" was chatting to asstral's dad and dikdik got the blame...
...and the fart-scent was from us.
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