Ikans

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Metaphorical topic untuk si pulan :

IKANS.

Ikans ada banyak di dunia ni. Ada ikan manis, ikan masam, ikan merah, rumahan, ikan jaws, ikan gemuk, ikan pendek, ikan panjang, ikan yg bukan macam ikan and so on. Basically ikans ani ada di mana-mana lah, ampai-ampai ikans ani, maklumlah rezeki ada di mana-mana.

Jadinya

Kalau kamu nampak ikans yang nyaman yang kamu mau, tangkap tah ikans atu. Ye? Sebelum ikans atu lari baiktah tangkap. Baik lagi tu if ikans atu lari, kalau ia kana tangkap oleh orang lain macamana? Or worse, kana makan oleh buaya darat. Putih mata.

Kemudahan untuk menagkap ikans ada dan banyak, ada pancing, and for those yang suka sangat ikans-ikans atu buleh guna JALA or as urang putihs call itz THE NET, buleh tangkap ikan banyak-banyak kan? Puas hati. So kengkawan gunakanlah kemudahan atu, jangan jadi buduh macam si *tuuuuut*.

Mari tani liat video ani yang aku ambil tadi pagi

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oh shit, ada error uploading, nanti saja lah ye?

so what should you take away from this post?

ALIM'S RULES OF THE IKANS:

RULE 1: IKANS ADA DI MANA-MANA AND ADA BANYAK

RULE 2: DENGAN KEMAHUAN DAN MASA, ONE CAN GET IKANS.

thus the equation

I=Wt

(where I: no.of ikans caught, W: will to get ikans and t: time spent on getting ikans)

RULE 3: IKANS ARE NICE TO SEE, NICE TO TOUCH, BUT ONCE BROKEN, CONSIDERED SOLD (very important law)

So asalkan anda ingat these three rules, anda akan selamat dan berjaya.

Happy fishing =)

Thoughts

Sometimes

there are things you want to tell people but couldn't

because of what people will think of you if you did?

Don't you find that irritating?

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how I wish..

Somewhere out there

in a different universe

is another me.

Me who did not accept the scholarship,

who stayed in Brunei,

and finished his A-level by now

and partying his arse off.

Ah, How I wish I finished it too.

Congrats to my friends in Brunei for finishing their A-level =)

Now all you have to do is wait and hope.

Self-reflection: Retardation?

Lately...

I feel I'm becoming stupider each day..

or maybe...

people around me are getting smarter.

I did the Physics Olympiad paper today..

and I couldn't answer a single question...

other people breezed through it with ease..

Me?

Just sitting there skipping questions.

This is a sad day for the A-man * referring to self*

What kind of Physicist am I if I couldn't even answer a single Physics Olympiad question?

Is this the extent of my intelligence?

NO

I refuse to think so

There must be a cause for me not performing well during the Olympiad

but what?

Ah

I see

Nervosity and Panic

I can't think with my mind messed up

That must surely be the cause.

Therefore, I need to be calm in order to think.

Need to remind myself to be calm in the future.

RESOLVED