8.56am
physics...
PRACTICALLLLLL!!!!!!!!
AAARGRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
masssive panicccccc
12.41pm
It was ok...
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
AS Exam Physics Pratical
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Summer term
"Exciting news!"
..is not something to say in the opening of a post, because I think it's gay.
So Easter holiday has ended. And I'm back in school. Wait, why does the previous two sentences sound familiar? Hmm, nevermind. Now where was I? Right..
..Thankfully the Summer term is the shortest term among the other two. We only have like 8 weeks of school, which I think would require me to do a lot of revision with exams coming early June, that's a downside. I realized I need to do a lot of revision on Physics and Statistics, especially Physics because the stuffs my teacher taught me is like a summary of the topic and there are a lot of missing information regarding that topic, so I need to fill up those information gaps.
What else. There's nothing much to mention about on this post. And I don't have any dhinking ideas at the moment. Heh, dhink, never thought I would use that word again.
Dhink - Something illogical/nonsense that is being made logical for humour.
Funny, that definition itself is a dhink. LOL.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Hello Everybody
Now, before I start ranting about koreanisation I want to recap briefly what happened today.
Today, I woke up early; 9.30am, not something I would do on a normal day, but yes I woke up early because I..we had something planned today. Something big that required me to wake up early. That 'something' was a treat at the Japan centre restaurant. Who's treating us? Ali a.k.a Reizo. I can finally enjoy the curry soba there without worrying about the payment, god bless you Ali for your generousity *eyes glittering*. After eating we went around Oxford Street and did a little shopping. Afterwards we went back, and I had a short afternoon nap. For dinner, we went to Misato (another Japanese restaurant). Following after, we went back to Brunei Hall.
Now that's done, lets proceed to this Koreanisation issue.
I understand 86% of our youths nowadays are obsessed with Korean bands and singers or something similar. How do I know that? I don't freakin' know, but what I know is this thing will get worse and eventually lead to world doom.
All of you know I am a smart guy. And smart guys think smartly. So I'm gonna be smart. I'm not gonna further criticise this issue before a lynch mob full of DBSK fans start to hunt me down and spam my email inbox. Don't wanna that to happen *shivers*. Nevertheless, I feel I need to help these poor people, therefore as a small effort (small enough to avoid Big Bang fans from killing me) to treat this matter I've created the 'Are you koreanised?' test, included with prescriptions to reduce the effect. Nurun, I advise you to take this test.
ARE YOU KOREANISED? TEST
This test consists of questions with multiple choice answers. However, you can only choose one. The answers A, B, C and D each have points allocated to each of them; 4, 3, 2 and 1 respectively. The sum of all the points you accumulated as you answer each question will show you which koreanisation level you are in. E.g. If you answer A in question 1 and B in question 2 that means you have a total of 7 points. This test doesn't work for koreans.
1) Do you like koreans?
A. You kidding? I want to be one myself!
B. yes!
C. They're ok
D. Meh.
2) What do you think of DBSK?
A. ahhhhhh! *screams fanaticly* oh may gawd, oh my gawd,oh my gawd *faints*
B. They're hot! I want to keep them under my bed!
C. They're ok.
D. meh.
3) What is your favourite korean song?
A. All of them!!!! =D
B. *insertkoreansong namehere* is the bomb!!!!
C. Some of them are good
D. mEH.
4) Below is a picture, do you know who they are? What do you think of them?
A. *screams fanatically* THEY'RE SUJU!!!! I WAANT TO MARRY ALL OF THEM!!!
B. *screams fanatically* THEY'RE SUJU!!! I WANT TO MARRY *insertfavouritesujumemberhere*
C. They're SUJU.
D. I dunno.
5) Would you do plastic surgery to be a korean?
A. would I? I've already did!
B. I want to.
C. That could be put into consideration
D. No way.
6) Do you think you are koreanised?
A. NO WAY, I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT KOREANS, NO LAH. *in thoughts: I love suju, I love suju x100*
B. YES! and I don't have any problems with it!
C. Maybe.
D. nope.
KOREANISATION LEVELS.
Points: 24- 19
Level: INCURABLE KOREANISATION, possibly converted to a korean by now.
Prescription: I apologize, there's nothing I can do to help you, may god have pity on your soul.
Points: 18 - 13
level: IMMATURE KOREANISATION, ADDICTION: VERY HIGH.
Prescription: Stop exposing yourself to korean entertainment now! You need to stop your addiction, throw away all the things relative to korea and if you can't do it let someone strap you to a chair and ask him to dispose your korean stuffs.
Points: 12 - 9
Level: NEAR KOREANISATION, ADDICTION: MILD.
Prescription: Grab our 'might-work-to-cure-koreanisation' pill from our pharmacy and consume it once per hour.
Points: 8 - 4.
Level: SAFE
Prescription: You're good, as long as you stay away from korean addicting items.
Be sure to post your result in my cbox to discuss it further on. =)
( A note from the author: If you're wondering, NO, koreanisation is not real, I just made it up )
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Someone once told me...
"No one will understand you unless they see through you"
Heh.
What a smartass.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
KESNGOAHIAOIHGNAOIHNAIOW
Wha..
What?
Whot?
Wot?
WOT?
WOT?!
WOT?!!!
WOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
I
FEEL
SO BURED.
and it's pronouced as 'bored' , not burit.
Halo everybody
I'm guessing you don't have an empty stomach right now? Well, I do and I'm hungry, and when I'm hungry, I go all red and pinky and will say stuff that doesn't make sense, and probably make sense into things that doesn't, like..............
like
ANIMES.
Yes
ANIMES.
Animes are a tool for brainwashing people. Grammatical error there in the previous sentence, but I don't care, to hungry to press BACKSPACE. Like I was saying, Animes are BADDDDDDDDD. They brainwash you and turn you to a Japanese. It's another method for Japanisation. Yes, Japanisation. Y'all know japanisation right? It's when you are turned into a Japanese.
How and wot? First they produce animes, then sell it to us, then we'll surely buy them because a majority of us like animes (statistics show that out of every 10 people in this world, 9 of them are anime fans, it's true! I didn't make this up), then by watching anime you'll admire it and you will gradually be fond of Japanese stuffs, for instance, watching anime makes you want to speak Japanese and the urge to buy anime merchandise will emerge in you. Ultimately, you'll convert yourself to a Japanese. Then'you'll go to Japan, and become a citizen there and next thing we know all the people in the world will become a Japanese! The Japanese will take over the world and no one will be there to oppose them! Do you see how terrible the consequence of Japanisation is?
Victims of Japanisation. They may look happy, but inside they're in pain.
Like this one time right, I have this friend (I can't say his name because he doesn't want people to know, but from now forth I will call this friend of mine 'Arif') who always swears a lot, but after Arif met this japanese friend of mine he started to learn Japanese swear words like "Kusayaro" and "baka" and has been swearing in Japanese ever since. Soon enough, he himself will turn into a japanese. I'm sorry to say there's nothing I can do to save his poor soul; JAPANISATION IS IRREVERSIBLE! Another example is my dear friend (He doesn't want his name to be exposed too, so henceforth I'll be calling him zifaH). zifaH here watched the anime "Fate/ Stay Night", and he liked it. That is untill spots and rashes began to appear on his body. Doctor said it's just allergy, but there're more to that, the doctors are actually Japanese and are trying to cover up the side effects of watching Anime. ANIMES GIVE YOU RASHES! Thanks to my rash-go-away spell, zifaH is now well and learned his lesson.
JAPANISATION VIA ANIME
EFFECTIVE
AND DEVASTATING.
You can easily prevent this if you take these measures below:
First. DO NOT watch Animes.
Second. Avoid contact with anime sales-people because they have hypnotic powers to persuade you to buy animes.
Third. Eat a lot of maggi mee. Scientists who work under me have discovered that maggi decreases the rate of Japanisation so the more you eat the slower you'll Japanise.
Fourth. Play more, work less. Playing will relax your mind, when your mind is in its relaxed state it'll be immune to the hypnotical and brainwashing capabilities that Animes have. On the other hand working will result in stress and then make your mind weak and vulnerable to brainwashing.
Fifth and final. Give $1000 monthly to a person named Alim. Why? Obviously because he's running campaigns around the world to educate the people on Japanisation via Anime and he's working on a technology that can destroy Animes and he needs funds for it.
Don't ask me, take their word for it.
The fate of the world is in your hands.
Wow. I can't believe I can produce an intelligent (and racist) post like this even at this state. Heh. Obviously what I had writen above is not true (or is it?) so don't take it seriously. I'm going to find something to eat now. Happy April fool people. =)
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