Ikans

SOOOOO

Metaphorical topic untuk si pulan :

IKANS.

Ikans ada banyak di dunia ni. Ada ikan manis, ikan masam, ikan merah, rumahan, ikan jaws, ikan gemuk, ikan pendek, ikan panjang, ikan yg bukan macam ikan and so on. Basically ikans ani ada di mana-mana lah, ampai-ampai ikans ani, maklumlah rezeki ada di mana-mana.

Jadinya

Kalau kamu nampak ikans yang nyaman yang kamu mau, tangkap tah ikans atu. Ye? Sebelum ikans atu lari baiktah tangkap. Baik lagi tu if ikans atu lari, kalau ia kana tangkap oleh orang lain macamana? Or worse, kana makan oleh buaya darat. Putih mata.

Kemudahan untuk menagkap ikans ada dan banyak, ada pancing, and for those yang suka sangat ikans-ikans atu buleh guna JALA or as urang putihs call itz THE NET, buleh tangkap ikan banyak-banyak kan? Puas hati. So kengkawan gunakanlah kemudahan atu, jangan jadi buduh macam si *tuuuuut*.

Mari tani liat video ani yang aku ambil tadi pagi

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oh shit, ada error uploading, nanti saja lah ye?

so what should you take away from this post?

ALIM'S RULES OF THE IKANS:

RULE 1: IKANS ADA DI MANA-MANA AND ADA BANYAK

RULE 2: DENGAN KEMAHUAN DAN MASA, ONE CAN GET IKANS.

thus the equation

I=Wt

(where I: no.of ikans caught, W: will to get ikans and t: time spent on getting ikans)

RULE 3: IKANS ARE NICE TO SEE, NICE TO TOUCH, BUT ONCE BROKEN, CONSIDERED SOLD (very important law)

So asalkan anda ingat these three rules, anda akan selamat dan berjaya.

Happy fishing =)

Thoughts

Sometimes

there are things you want to tell people but couldn't

because of what people will think of you if you did?

Don't you find that irritating?

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how I wish..

Somewhere out there

in a different universe

is another me.

Me who did not accept the scholarship,

who stayed in Brunei,

and finished his A-level by now

and partying his arse off.

Ah, How I wish I finished it too.

Congrats to my friends in Brunei for finishing their A-level =)

Now all you have to do is wait and hope.

Self-reflection: Retardation?

Lately...

I feel I'm becoming stupider each day..

or maybe...

people around me are getting smarter.

I did the Physics Olympiad paper today..

and I couldn't answer a single question...

other people breezed through it with ease..

Me?

Just sitting there skipping questions.

This is a sad day for the A-man * referring to self*

What kind of Physicist am I if I couldn't even answer a single Physics Olympiad question?

Is this the extent of my intelligence?

NO

I refuse to think so

There must be a cause for me not performing well during the Olympiad

but what?

Ah

I see

Nervosity and Panic

I can't think with my mind messed up

That must surely be the cause.

Therefore, I need to be calm in order to think.

Need to remind myself to be calm in the future.

RESOLVED

Anime Expo

..I wuz there.

Anime expo is where you see Naruto line up to withdraw cash from an ATM, where that vampire guy from Vampire hunter D sit down and have a sip of coffee at Costa, where you will see Kurosaki Ichigo wash his hands at the toilet.

Good times.

Oh, Kairi was there too! I wanted to take a picture with her but...she was busy calling someone. =/

Trojan

It all started with The Matrix. I was watching the movie see (I know, I know, why am I watching an old movie? I was just a kid when I first watch the Matrix and I couldn't understand a thing, well, except for the fighting scenes. So I was re-watching it to understand it better). After the movie I 'wiki'-ed the matrix, and this somehow lead me to the discovery of Cicakman 2.

I don't know exactly why but I wanted to watch Cicakman 2, so I asked Hafiz to download it for me because honestly I don't know how to download movies or maybe I was using that as an excuse for my laziness. But dear ol' Hafiz refused my request, because of piracy reasons, even though he promised me he would download it for me.

Desperate, I went to the internet to download the movie I oh so wanted to watch. I found the file and began downloading it. What was strange is that it is an .exe file but what was stupid is that I saved the file despite knowing it. What was even stupider, I ran the file and it installed something: Trojans, 4 fuckin' trojans.

I asked arif for help since he's like the computer wiz. Even with his valiant effort he couldn't take down the Cicakman2.exe Trojan. Then Hafiz came, asked me to buy this software that supposedly eliminate the Trojan and make my PC faster. Guess what, it didn't do shit! And I had to spend $30 on that piece of crap. Tikus membaiki labu banar.

Now the trojan is still lurking somewhere in my laptop, cleverly hiding itself, devising for the destruction of my PC's system. I never knew one file could fuck up my PC this bad.

And all this is because of Cicakman 2.

HAIHHHHH

Spam

You know what? I find junk mail to be really annoying.

Well, who doesn't?

You sign in to MSN, and every time there's this pop-up informing you about new messages, and then you go to your inbox to check it out, only to find emails from companies promoting their goddamn products. What a let-down. What's bad, these things just keep on coming.

In MSN hotmail, you have this 'Junk mail' section of your inbox, and your 'inbox' section of your inbox (Whoa, confusemoi?). These sections are self-explanatory really; your junk mails goes to junk mail and obviously, not-junk mails goes to inbox. These thing are automatically sorted (at least, I think they are). Then again, why do I find junk mail in my fuckin inbox?? Whatever is sorting my emails, it's not doing a good job. Might as well do it myself. Can't believe I just typed that, no way am I gonna do it. never send Alim to do a computer's job.

I'm just a disappointed guy ranting. Don''t mind me. =)