LHC (Large Human Crap)

The world is near to its end!

"What???" you say?

It's because evil scientists disguised as scientists created a death machine capable of destroying the world called The LHC. We're not really sure what the 'LHC' really stands for (the 'scientists' claim it is a 'Large Hadron Collider'..yeah right *roll eyes*). This so-called 'Large Hardron Collider' is a some sort of particle accelerator and it is MASSIVE, it is so massive that I even capslocked the word 'massive'.

The collider is contained in a circular tunnel, with a circumference of 27 kilometres (17 mi), at a depth ranging from 50 to 175 metres underground. The 3.8-metre (150 in.) diameter, concrete-lined tunnel (from: wikipedia)

A cross-section of 'LHC'. We all know something that big is bad, like Godzilla.

Who are the ones responsible for this? The CERNs (European Organization for Nuclear Research) that's who. European organization for what now?? for Nuclear research..Nuclear people! Nuclear!..see? Even the name of the organization sounds evil.

They even manufacture zombies.

The purpose for this..'LHC'..is to 'find out' the origins of big bang. Yes, you all know Big bang right? It's a huge explosion that leads to the creation of stars,planets and shits. They're trying to recreate the Big bang phenomenon for some scientific reason..but hold on a minute, isn't the Big Bang a big explosion? A very very very big explosion? How come something minuscule compare to big bang can sustain a pakkin' huge explosion? Won't it like, break out and blow out the whole world to gazillions of pieces? Well, the 'experts' (which are evil scientists from CERN in diguise) explains that they're going to do this experiment in an atomic scale so the big bang created will be much more smaller, and the LHC can contain the explosion inside it..of course, all this reasoning are just bull crap to hide their true intention; to destroy the world alongside with themselves. Why? Because they're mad, MAD! MAD I TELL YOU! that's why!

So to investigate this matter further, last night, I infiltrated the LHC and had a sneak peek on what's really happening there. I stealthly went to the control room, I peeked through the keyhole of the maindoor of the control room and I saw two scientists having a conversation, I saw their name-tags which suggest the names of the two scientist; Billy and Dr.Cue. Due to my amazing hearing I heard the whole conversation:

Dr.Cue : did you watch pokemon last night?

Billy: yeah! It was great how pikachu thunderbolted Ash till he piss....

.....part skipped due to irrelevance.....

Billy: Saturday is the day eh?

Dr.cue: yes, the day where humans will cease to exist! *evil lol*

Billy: then, after that, we will be reincarnated as pokemons!

(Both together): Long live pokemon! long live pokemon! long live pokemon!.... *darth vader's theme as BG*

So, what are you waiting for? Take action! Load your bazookas and lets destroy the LHC before it erases us! Fight for humanity! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!

*Please just ignore what the author mentioned above,it's all skeptical nonsense, he's just crapping around and LHC is not evil.*