Mug?!

oh my days

you won't believe what I found in the kitchen just now

A YOONA MUG! \(^o^)/

I don't know who the mug belonged to, but I am keeping it!

It's like I'm meant to have this mug! Itz destineh.

This is so gonna be my favourite mug!

100 Facts about Guys (well, actually 20)

Got this stuff from youtube. For the girls out there.

1. Guys don't go after good-looking girls, because looks...aren't everything to them.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. If a guy says he doesn't understand you, it means you're not thinking the way he is.
4. A guy can be flirting around all day but before he goes to sleep, he'll always think about the girl he truly cares about.
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics because to him, you're perfect.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything to get your attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When you say "no", guys hear it as "try again tomorrow."
10. Sometimes you have to tell a guy what you really want before he truly understands.
11. A guy would sacrifice his lunch money just to get you a couple of roses.
12. A guy often thinks about and talks about the girl who likes him, but this doesn't mean he likes her back.
13. You won't ever completely understand him.
14. If a guy ever tells you he loves you more than once a day...he does.
15. Girls are indeed guys' weaknesses.
16. Guys are very open about themselves, they will tell you anything you want to know.
17. It's good to test a guy before you believe him, but don't ever make him wait too long.
18. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
19. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that pretty.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

Going through the worse

Update!

Last week was probably the hardest week of my life

and probably this week too

but

I guess

I

have

to

do the CARAMEL DANSEN!!!

lol, random.

...*sigh*

I have an interview this sunday, and I need to focus on that first.

Ikans

SOOOOO

Metaphorical topic untuk si pulan :

IKANS.

Ikans ada banyak di dunia ni. Ada ikan manis, ikan masam, ikan merah, rumahan, ikan jaws, ikan gemuk, ikan pendek, ikan panjang, ikan yg bukan macam ikan and so on. Basically ikans ani ada di mana-mana lah, ampai-ampai ikans ani, maklumlah rezeki ada di mana-mana.

Jadinya

Kalau kamu nampak ikans yang nyaman yang kamu mau, tangkap tah ikans atu. Ye? Sebelum ikans atu lari baiktah tangkap. Baik lagi tu if ikans atu lari, kalau ia kana tangkap oleh orang lain macamana? Or worse, kana makan oleh buaya darat. Putih mata.

Kemudahan untuk menagkap ikans ada dan banyak, ada pancing, and for those yang suka sangat ikans-ikans atu buleh guna JALA or as urang putihs call itz THE NET, buleh tangkap ikan banyak-banyak kan? Puas hati. So kengkawan gunakanlah kemudahan atu, jangan jadi buduh macam si *tuuuuut*.

Mari tani liat video ani yang aku ambil tadi pagi

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oh shit, ada error uploading, nanti saja lah ye?

so what should you take away from this post?

ALIM'S RULES OF THE IKANS:

RULE 1: IKANS ADA DI MANA-MANA AND ADA BANYAK

RULE 2: DENGAN KEMAHUAN DAN MASA, ONE CAN GET IKANS.

thus the equation

I=Wt

(where I: no.of ikans caught, W: will to get ikans and t: time spent on getting ikans)

RULE 3: IKANS ARE NICE TO SEE, NICE TO TOUCH, BUT ONCE BROKEN, CONSIDERED SOLD (very important law)

So asalkan anda ingat these three rules, anda akan selamat dan berjaya.

Happy fishing =)

Thoughts

Sometimes

there are things you want to tell people but couldn't

because of what people will think of you if you did?

Don't you find that irritating?

An action restricted by a potential reaction.

how I wish..

Somewhere out there

in a different universe

is another me.

Me who did not accept the scholarship,

who stayed in Brunei,

and finished his A-level by now

and partying his arse off.

Ah, How I wish I finished it too.

Congrats to my friends in Brunei for finishing their A-level =)

Now all you have to do is wait and hope.

Self-reflection: Retardation?

Lately...

I feel I'm becoming stupider each day..

or maybe...

people around me are getting smarter.

I did the Physics Olympiad paper today..

and I couldn't answer a single question...

other people breezed through it with ease..

Me?

Just sitting there skipping questions.

This is a sad day for the A-man * referring to self*

What kind of Physicist am I if I couldn't even answer a single Physics Olympiad question?

Is this the extent of my intelligence?

NO

I refuse to think so

There must be a cause for me not performing well during the Olympiad

but what?

Ah

I see

Nervosity and Panic

I can't think with my mind messed up

That must surely be the cause.

Therefore, I need to be calm in order to think.

Need to remind myself to be calm in the future.

RESOLVED

Anime Expo

..I wuz there.

Anime expo is where you see Naruto line up to withdraw cash from an ATM, where that vampire guy from Vampire hunter D sit down and have a sip of coffee at Costa, where you will see Kurosaki Ichigo wash his hands at the toilet.

Good times.

Oh, Kairi was there too! I wanted to take a picture with her but...she was busy calling someone. =/

Trojan

It all started with The Matrix. I was watching the movie see (I know, I know, why am I watching an old movie? I was just a kid when I first watch the Matrix and I couldn't understand a thing, well, except for the fighting scenes. So I was re-watching it to understand it better). After the movie I 'wiki'-ed the matrix, and this somehow lead me to the discovery of Cicakman 2.

I don't know exactly why but I wanted to watch Cicakman 2, so I asked Hafiz to download it for me because honestly I don't know how to download movies or maybe I was using that as an excuse for my laziness. But dear ol' Hafiz refused my request, because of piracy reasons, even though he promised me he would download it for me.

Desperate, I went to the internet to download the movie I oh so wanted to watch. I found the file and began downloading it. What was strange is that it is an .exe file but what was stupid is that I saved the file despite knowing it. What was even stupider, I ran the file and it installed something: Trojans, 4 fuckin' trojans.

I asked arif for help since he's like the computer wiz. Even with his valiant effort he couldn't take down the Cicakman2.exe Trojan. Then Hafiz came, asked me to buy this software that supposedly eliminate the Trojan and make my PC faster. Guess what, it didn't do shit! And I had to spend $30 on that piece of crap. Tikus membaiki labu banar.

Now the trojan is still lurking somewhere in my laptop, cleverly hiding itself, devising for the destruction of my PC's system. I never knew one file could fuck up my PC this bad.

And all this is because of Cicakman 2.

HAIHHHHH

Spam

You know what? I find junk mail to be really annoying.

Well, who doesn't?

You sign in to MSN, and every time there's this pop-up informing you about new messages, and then you go to your inbox to check it out, only to find emails from companies promoting their goddamn products. What a let-down. What's bad, these things just keep on coming.

In MSN hotmail, you have this 'Junk mail' section of your inbox, and your 'inbox' section of your inbox (Whoa, confusemoi?). These sections are self-explanatory really; your junk mails goes to junk mail and obviously, not-junk mails goes to inbox. These thing are automatically sorted (at least, I think they are). Then again, why do I find junk mail in my fuckin inbox?? Whatever is sorting my emails, it's not doing a good job. Might as well do it myself. Can't believe I just typed that, no way am I gonna do it. never send Alim to do a computer's job.

I'm just a disappointed guy ranting. Don''t mind me. =)

Hyde park adventure

Today's post is pictures only =)

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Roasted duck recipe: You need (1) duck

I photoshop-ed this

Yeah, you know what happens next: 'splash'

love for the ducks

"now now boys, don't push, there're plenty for everyone"

and finally, my favourite picture

lonely hearts

Another half term

The school bell rang and I went out the classroom with a long sigh

but it's not one of those 'oh no' sighs. No.

It's a 'finally half term' sigh.

Two weeks of no school!! wee~

I wonder what's in store for me during half term =)

and

I wanted to apologize to the woman at the train station whom asked me for directions. Apparently I gave her the wrong one. Apakan, macamlah ia baca blog ku. Talur. Or maybe she does, in the off chance of that happening, I am sorry woman-at-train-station.

and

Arif bought Uncharted 2. Awesome game I say. I think we're gonna finish the game today (3rd day after buying the game). Karak game kaliah.

and

People are having A'level exam right now. Just wanna say goodluck to all of them. Fighting! (mild koreanisation detected)

and

My stomach hurts right now. x(

My worries

Right now I have three things to worry about:

1) My university application

2) Oxbridge interviews and tests

3) A'levels

4) DT coursework

All of which rooted from a single ultimate uncertainty:

My future

(I want my future to be bright so I made the font to have a bright colour =) Pretty superstitious of me to do this.)

"Life often doesn't go as you planned,so be ready to improvise"

well....

there's another thing I'm worried about..

I'm worried if I won't be the first one to greet her on her birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIME

=)

I HAZ AWESUM HAIRCUT

Wootz!

Haha, maybe I shouldn't begin my post with a 'wootz', it's kinda nerdy =p

So

Went to Chinatown yesterday, lotsa lanterns and people, it was the mid-autumn festival afterall and there were mooncakes on sale, wonder how they taste like. While people were busy buying mooncakes and enjoying the bright lanterns, I went to the salon..and had my hair cut.

and this is the result

daym, look at that bad boy

me and my new hair looking adorable

Hmm..pictures don't have good quality..next time I should use my new phone *cough*8megapixelcamera*cough* to take pictures.

Right, I better stop poklen-ing (seriously who created this word?Can't he/she think of a better word??)

The salon is pretty nice and the hair stylist there I think is a pro; Exhibit A * referring to picture above* They also gave me advice on how to take good care of my hair - not all salons do this I tell you. She (the hair stylist) even pointed out an area of my scalp which is damaged, she said the most likely reason would be stress. Stressed? Moi? Hmm...maybe a bit..been busy lately. She also recommended a good shampoo for me to buy: 'New something'..dunno what's the second word..maybe you know? If you do, leave a post in my c-box kay? ;)

WHOA

here's something I stumbled upon

click to enlarge

Special day

Today is a special day

it's the day of our 3rd anniversary =)

Hari raya 2009

I know it's a bit late but...

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN

TO EVERYONE =)

It's not much of a raya when you have your UCAS, personal statement and schoolwork to worry about

*sigh*

I'm suppose to upload a raya video here but...meh, next time baby.

Dull

"Though amist these hectic days...

.....I still think about her"

Btw, my amp is fixed..? It was never broken. Maybe loose wiring. =P

090909

Welcome to the day of 999.

Numerologists say 090909 is the day of interconnectness. Interconnectness of what? Dunno. Don't care. The meaning is too deep for someone straightforward like me.

What really matters for me is to make my mark on this auspicious day. To make something that I'll look back one day and say "Oh, 090909, that's the day I bla bla bla"

So what should that 'bla bla bla' be?

For starters, today is the day I first had my triple-free-till-games day.

I got my new timetable already, and every wednesday I only have lessons till 10.45am and in the afternoon I have 'games', which is the brits way of calling PE. Basically, I have 2 hours of school on Wednesdays, excluding games cuz I think having PE is not much like going to school.

Wednesday from now on will be my favourite weekday.

I shall call it Yeay-nesday!

So 090909 is the day of my first Yeay-nesday!

What else

The guitar amplier just broke. For some reason I can't turn it on. It was my first amp too. The amp wasn't mine actually, I'm not the one who bought it, but I keep it in my room, so I guess it's mine?

090909 is the day my first amp broke.

and...

I don't hell know what to say anymore!! WOW, THAT'S SOOOO RANDOM!!

*post ends*

C.U.N.T. (C U Next Time)

Will be leaving Brunei in approximately 28 hours from now.

I don't have much to say except I'm looking forward to have another year in UK, but at the same time, I do not look forward to leaving Brunei and going to school. =P

To those who'll miss me, do not worry because...

I'LL BE BACK

*cue terminator theme song*

Looks like my summer vacation...is over...

Adios Amigos!

Guidance

I was reading posts from other bloggers a while ago. Some of the posts I read were good, some were just downright lazy and some were boring. During the course of my reading, I was thinking of the reason what makes a post boring…and then it hit me.

Go grab a pencil and paper cuz here comes…….

Don't ask why it is in flames.

Let’s say you are visiting a blog, and you stumble upon a long post - a goddamn long one. Normally this would result in one out of two scenarios:

Scenario A, the good scenario, is when the reader reads the post. This is normally because the reader has a special interest to the particular blogger or the topic of the post.

Scenario B, the bad scenario, is when the reader simply ignores the post. Why? Long posts tend to get boring as you read it and not all of us have sufficient attention span to continue on reading a predictable and typical post. What do I mean by that? THE BLOGGING PRINCIPLE: One blogs only about oneself to interest others. So it is predictable that the post will be going to be about the author and since you know what the post will be about it is ok to skip it.

But never fear my fellow unfortunate long-post bloggers, I will bestow upon you blogging knowledge that is…

THE HARALAMBOS RULE (No, I did not made this up)

The Haralambos rule states a long post will have less chance to be ignored if there a more pictures in it.

Here’s a graph to illustrate the Haralambos rule.

poorly made, but effectively explained

The y-axis corresponds to the number of pictures put in the post and the x-axis corresponds to the length of the post. The ‘interest line’ indicates whether you’re post is interesting or not. Your post needs to be above the interest line to be interesting, thus the interesting zone, and if it is under the interest line in other words in the boring zone, your post is boring. Let’s take point A for instance, if your post is THAT long so it has to have THAT many pictures to make it interesting. For point B, if your post is THAT long but you have THAT many pictures then it is a boring post.

According to the Haralambos rule, to have an interesting post, your post needs to have a picture after 3 – 4 paragraphs.

Happy blogging people. =)

Ramadhan 09

It's Ramadhan already? So fast.

Geddit? So 'fast"? because we're fasting. Haha.

Okay lame-o, but I'm still awesome *insertcoolemoticonhere*

Selamat Berpuasa everyone =)

<3

...and that's when I hoped;

"let it be this way a little longer..this is fine...this....is fine."

REUNION FOR 5SCI

Date: This Friday.

Time: after Friday prayers: 2.30pm.

Place: BSRC, Seria.

Makan di gerai BSRC, main order, aku udah tanya yang macam style buffet tapi inda dapat, and have no fear, all expenses will be payed by yours truly.

And, don't forget to bring swimming suits/clothes. For the girls, I think buleh pakai baju masa swimming, but bajunya mesti plain i.e no logos or pictures.

For those who have BSRC membership cards, di galakkan membawa, if nada ok pulang.

Looking forward to meet you all there =)
and please bagitau yang lain jua.

If you have a question contact me: 8931003.

Haunted? Puh-lease.

Tor. Checkin in.

Hey wassup wassup wassup? It's Tor again. Tor in da house. YEah. So ah been hearin rumors see. Rumors bout sum bodyless ghost cruisin around ma second turf, Seria Town, ST. All the peeps r like; "yo man, u betta lock ur house and load ur guns cuz the ghost is comin." Well, y'noe what I say to dat? IT'S ALL SUPERSTITIOUS BULLSHIT. Them guys r all pussies, scared of some headless flyin shit but not me, not Tor, nu-uh, Tor ain't fraid of flyin shit. Even if ah see one flyin round, ah jus blast em' wit ma uzi or jus simply punch em bare handed. Yeah, now that's street. Anyways, ah'll go to ST la8er with ma home boys, patrolin. Gotta protect the territory 4rm that flyin shit, even if it is not real, Ahm jus there so da locals feel safe, y'noe wat I'm sayin?

Ayt, Ah gotta go now. Keep it real people. Peace out.

TORRRRRRR

Yaw, yaw, yaw. Wassup? Haw ar mah reedahs tunite? Ya'll feelin good? Feelin good? Ayt, tat's cool, tat's cool. So wat chu all duin rite now? Checkin yaw FBs? Hmm? Replyin yaw emails? Hmm? Chattin wit sum friends? Hmm? Ya'll wanna noe wat am ah duin rite now? Y'all reely wanna noe? Why, ahm jus uploadin this hear blog, just fillin mah homie's , Alym, place, ya noe wat ahm sayin? Jus updatin on his behalf see, while he and a couple of mah boys ar expandin the home turf, y'noe wat I'm sayin? Oh, ah almos fogot.

Intro. Ma name is Tor. Yeaah. Tor. T-O-R. Ahm from duh westside of Brunai Darussalam, or as ah call it; da westbru. Oh yeah. N Ah will be re-pre-sen-tin my homie, Ahlym, 4 duh time bing. Nice to meet cha'all.

Ah gotta bounce now, cuz it seems like mah homies need sum backup battling wit thos boys from the south. Y'all b hearin 4rm me again.

Tor. Peace out.

Hear's a pic of mah favourite rappa, 50cent. Respect yaw.

Good ol' Brunei

Swine flu hits Brunei.

It's horrible, I know.

This morning my lovely hime *winks* sent an email to me. She told me about this:

"The Ministry of Religious Affairs also would like to remind all their scholarship students who have just returned to reduce any social activities for a week after arriving in the country, the press release added."

When I read this, I thought this is just ridiculous. I mean, my fellow scholars, let me ask you this; After you've arrived in Brunei, after eight months of homesickness, would you stay home, bored, doing nothing but watch TV all week? Or would you go out and hang out and have fun with your friends that you've missed so much? Do you really have the patience to have a week to 'reduce' your 'social activities'? I know, we have the MSN messenger, facebook and stuffs, but seriously, won't you rather see them in person?

Basically, what I'm trying to point out is that no one has that kind of patience (at least I think so) and they won't listen to this crap. I know I won't, unless of course if I have the flu (nauzubillah).

Liberal Studies

We were told to choose our Liberal studies course today for the next academic year. One of the new courses they provided is the cooking course, and I think it would be very useful for me, knowing that I tend to be picky when it comes to food so why not make my own food? Who knows? Maybe I could be a great chef like chef Wan. So, I've decided to take cookery.

For some people out there, they think cooking are for pussies. They think cooking is a 'girl thing', and men who cook are gay, well do you wanna know what I think of you sexist bastards? This:

yeah, you've said it chefy

...

and

..

I MISS HER =)

I'm hot

No, I am not hot (or am I? *wink*), I just feel hot. It is summer time in good ol’ UK, and summer is the period when the sun releases a hell lot of UV radiation down to earth and says “Burn motherfuckas!” I am one of the victims of summer’s intense heat. Especially in my room, things get pretty hot in my room (Haha! Doesn’t that sound dirty to you?), and the one thing that keeps me from hyperthermia is my window, which I leave wide open to let the cool wind into my room. But that’s not the main point.

guroburu warumingu attakku!! (global warming attack!)

Sometime this week, a kid in my school fell from god-knows-what floor; I’m assuming it is the third because he survived the fall; it can’t be the floors lower than that because then it won’t be much of a fall (I mean, come on? Fall from second floor? Even I can survive that, pfff) and falling from floors higher than the third is a guaranteed death. He made quite a scene; teachers panicking, his friends OMFG-ing and me not there to witness it. Some say he fell on the railing, now that would hurt a whole fuckin’ lot. But again, that’s not the main point.

potential bone breakers

The main point is, because of this incident, the school is now freaking out and putting on safety measures before it is closed down by the government, reason: it is not a ‘safe environment’. What did they do? They put on window restrictors on all of the fuckin’ windows in the school! Even in the boarding house! Even in my room! Even my own fuckin’ window!! I mean, what the hell man? I’m not a kid, I’m 18, I won’t fall out from a window easily. Yeah, now I can’t open my window widely anymore, and this heat is killing me. I swear if I get hyperthermia I’m gonna sue this school, or maybe the window restrictor company, or maybe the sun, whichever the easiest. Now if you excuse me, I need to find a way to detach the fuckin’ window restrictor.

oh, wait till I get the hammer, then you and me are gonna have fun.

Legal Age

oh what's this?

for me? why how nice of you

Today

is

my

18TH BIRTHDAY!

Ce~le~brate good times, come on!

Very special thanks for those who greeted me:

(in order of greeting)

Mizi

My syg hime

Hasnan

The Dulwich dudes: Arif, Hafiz. Adib, YungBo & Ali.

My mom

Sir Chin Shaomeng

Nurun

Dfang

Zuhairah

Alif

Nordin

Hafiz Ismail

Firah

Pjah

UNKE

DJim

Shely

I can buy R rated games now! Watch 18+ rated movies! Get a driving license! Go to those 'unknown' places that only adults can go! Let's go to a pub and partay! woohoo!

Project Revolution

To Yazid: We're gonna watch transformers this Saturday, the blewboys have a bbq party on friday evening.

Saliva solution

Hear me out. This afternoon I was about to do Zuhur prayer, and obviously before that I need to wudhu ( not sure about the spelling), so I did. Just when I was about to wash my foot -which is like the final thing to do in the wudhu act - something undesirable happened..irritating you might call it..I saw an ink mark at the tip of my thumb which I didn't notice before. We all know that -well not 'we', it's for all muslims I mean- in order for your wudhu to be 'accepted', the wudhu water needs to be in contact with the parts that need wudhu-ing ( need to find a better word than this), and wudhu-ing (I seriously need to replace this with a better word) with a damn ink mark on your thumb hinders your wudhu to be 'accepted' and since your wudhu wasn't 'accepted' your prayer will not be 'accepted' as well. So as a responsible muslim *kirai2*, I need to get rid of the ink mark.

Unfortunately, it wasn't as easy as I expected. I spent around 5 minutes trying to wash the mark off, but the stubborn ink mark just wouldn't disappear. As if it was taunting me, sticking out its tongue, calling me names. I tried everything; water, soap, water and soap, acid (well maybe not acid, that's just extreme), but to no avail. Out of desperation (more like frustration) I spat on my thumb, on the ink mark. I Attempted to wipe the thing off with my saliva and lo and behold it worked. It goatdamn monkeyfuckin' worked, I mean what the hell man? Saliva? The ink mark vanished in just a few rubs with my spit? For a second I thought my saliva has some sort of magical powers, but then reality slapped me at the face; it can't possible, I'm no Jesus.

I then ponder for a while; how come my saliva worked? Why is it more effective in wiping-off ink marks than water and soap combined? Maybe it was divine intervention? No can't be. There must be a scientific reason. Perhaps, it is the contents of saliva and ink that enabled it to do so. Yes. That must be it.

Interested, I went on a quest to the holyland of the internet to find the answer. I typed-in words like "saliva and ink", "saliva can make ink vanish", "how to remove ink", "can saliva remove ink" and "please give me a goatdamn answer" on the google searchbar, and yet again google has disappointed me. One search result came close though. She (I assume it's a she since they're talking about skirts. Sexist? I know, but, reasonable) mentioned something about saliva's effectiveness to remove ink but she doesn't know why.

Driven by curiousity, I searched to find out the contents of ink and the composition of saliva hoping that my normal-but-sometimes-can-be-clever mind can infer something from them. Sadly, due to my limited knowledge on biology and chemistry I can infer nothing more than "what the fuck is this??". Alas, I have resorted to this: I need you, yes YOU, who's probably smarter than me, to help me to find the answer to this question of mine. Just drop something in my c-box. Don't worry, if you are able to find an anwser, you will earn the right to brag "I am probably smarter than Alim", a reward I dare say is better than receiving a nobel prize.

By the way, have anyone seen my stapler? Just when I need it, it's gone.

God works in scientific ways that can't be explained yet.

ROBOTS IN THE SKY!

WOO!

Finally, AS exams are over.

I never felt so relieved. This academic year is about to end. Woah, time sure flies fast. I remember the first time when I came here..when I first saw London, we (me and scholars of my batch) were in a bus and on our way to Brunei Hall, I sat there on the bus seat looking outside from behind the bus’ window…looking at the gray dull buildings, European houses, pedestrians of unfamiliar skin colour..gazing at them with eyes open wide..and I thought to myself; so this is where I’m gonna spend most of the five years of my life in, I hope I will do well here. I was feeling a bit insecure at the time. But look at me now, all fine and dandy, like a horse running happily in a flower field, bad analogy there but you get the idea.

Changing the subject. Me and my gwans.. Heh, gwans..are going to the cinema next Friday to watch…wait for it…TRANSFORMERS 2!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..this movie is gonna be sooooo freakin awesome..but more importantly, where there’s Transformers there will be..MEGAN FOX!! AHHH!!! I LOV..ehem..I mean there will be Optimus Prime..yeah, Optimus Prime…yeah…..

Just a brief post

After a week of intense revision for my AS exam, I’m halfway through it. Only three more papers I need to sit for, then it’s smooth sailing to early July. But I must not let my nostalgia of returning home waver my determination.  I must go through hell before reaching the gates of heaven. Yoseh, I’m getting poetic, better stop before some dick-headed guy starts calling me emo. (I mean you Hafiz)

Did you know Barrack Obama was called “O’bomber” because of his basketball skills during high school? I think O’bomber is a cool name. Bare kool man. Bare. 

7 swine flu cases in Dulwich.

The first thing I thought in my mind when Hafiz told me this is "oh, what luck"

Seriously folks, I'm not dhinkin' around here. It is true. I can't even believe it myself. I got my exams to worry about and now this? God must be punishing me. This is all the mexicans fault! If they didn't come here with their swine flu infection, we wouldn't even be concerned. Why don't they just go to USA? It's much more closer. ARRRGHHHHH!!!!

Whoa..chill Lim, being racist and blaming won't solve anything *deep breath, exhale*. Think about postive things. As long as I don't eat pork or get in contact with someone infected I'm fine. Besides, there's a chance of school getting close because of this, woo! xD Oh yeah and..

..here's the link to the news.

I know, crazy right? At least I'm in West Dulwich, which is not exactly in Dulwich. Fuh. Hmm. Just to make sure, better check how far am I from Dulwich. Google Earth time! BOOYAH!

..................

WHAT??

AS Exam Physics Pratical

8.56am

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physics...

PRACTICALLLLLL!!!!!!!!

AAARGRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

masssive panicccccc

12.41pm 

It was ok...

Giuatr

Electric guitar, clean, no amp.

Summer term

"Exciting news!"

..is not something to say in the opening of a post, because I think it's gay.

So Easter holiday has ended. And I'm back in school. Wait, why does the previous two sentences sound familiar? Hmm, nevermind. Now where was I? Right..

..Thankfully the Summer term is the shortest term among the other two. We only have like 8 weeks of school, which I think would require me to do a lot of revision with exams coming early June, that's a downside. I realized I need to do a lot of revision on Physics and Statistics, especially Physics because the stuffs my teacher taught me is like a summary of the topic and there are a lot of missing information regarding that topic, so I need to fill up those information gaps. 

What else. There's nothing much to mention about on this post. And I don't have any dhinking ideas at the moment. Heh, dhink, never thought I would use that word again. 

Dhink - Something illogical/nonsense that is being made logical for humour.

Funny, that definition itself is a dhink. LOL.

Hello Everybody

Now, before I start ranting about koreanisation I want to recap briefly what happened today.

Today, I woke up early; 9.30am, not something I would do on a normal day, but yes I woke up early because I..we had something planned today. Something big that required me to wake up early. That 'something' was a treat at the Japan centre restaurant. Who's treating us? Ali a.k.a Reizo. I can finally enjoy the curry soba there without worrying about the payment, god bless you Ali for your generousity *eyes glittering*. After eating we went around Oxford Street and did a little shopping. Afterwards we went back, and I had a short afternoon nap. For dinner, we went to Misato (another Japanese restaurant). Following after, we went back to Brunei Hall.

Now that's done, lets proceed to this Koreanisation issue. 

I understand 86% of our youths nowadays are obsessed with Korean bands and singers or something similar. How do I know that? I don't freakin' know, but what I know is this thing will get worse and eventually lead to world doom. 

All of you know I am a smart guy. And smart guys think smartly. So I'm gonna be smart. I'm not gonna further criticise this issue before a lynch mob full of DBSK fans start to hunt me down and spam my email inbox. Don't wanna that to happen *shivers*. Nevertheless, I feel I need to help these poor people, therefore as a small effort (small enough to avoid Big Bang fans  from killing me) to treat this matter I've created the 'Are you koreanised?' test, included with prescriptions to reduce the effect. Nurun, I advise you to take this test.

ARE YOU KOREANISED? TEST

This test consists of questions with multiple choice answers. However, you can only choose one. The answers A, B, C and D each have points allocated to each of them; 4, 3, 2 and 1 respectively. The sum of all the points you accumulated as you answer each question will show you which koreanisation level you are in. E.g. If you answer A in question 1 and B in question 2 that means you have a total of 7 points. This test doesn't work for koreans.

1) Do you like koreans?

A. You kidding? I want to be one myself!

B. yes!

C. They're ok

D. Meh.

2) What do you think of DBSK?

A. ahhhhhh! *screams fanaticly* oh may gawd, oh my gawd,oh my gawd *faints*

B. They're hot! I want to keep them under my bed!

C. They're ok.

D. meh.

3) What is your favourite korean song?

A. All of them!!!! =D

B. *insertkoreansong namehere* is the bomb!!!!

C. Some of them are good

D. mEH.

4) Below is a picture, do you know who they are? What do you think of them?

A. *screams fanatically* THEY'RE SUJU!!!! I WAANT TO MARRY ALL OF THEM!!!

B. *screams fanatically* THEY'RE SUJU!!! I WANT TO MARRY *insertfavouritesujumemberhere*

C. They're SUJU.

D. I dunno.

5) Would you do plastic surgery to be a korean?

A. would I? I've already did!

B. I want to.

C. That could be put into consideration

D. No way.

6) Do you think you are koreanised?

A. NO WAY, I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT KOREANS, NO LAH. *in thoughts: I love suju, I love suju x100*

B. YES! and I don't have any problems with it!

C. Maybe.

D. nope.

KOREANISATION LEVELS.

Points: 24- 19

Level: INCURABLE KOREANISATION, possibly converted to a korean by now.

Prescription: I apologize, there's nothing I can do to help you, may god have pity on your soul.

Points: 18 - 13

level: IMMATURE KOREANISATION, ADDICTION: VERY HIGH.

Prescription: Stop exposing yourself to korean entertainment now! You need to stop your addiction, throw away all the things relative to korea and if you can't do it let someone strap you to a chair and ask him to dispose your korean stuffs.

Points: 12 - 9

Level: NEAR KOREANISATION, ADDICTION: MILD.

Prescription: Grab our 'might-work-to-cure-koreanisation' pill from our pharmacy and consume it once per hour.

Points: 8 - 4.

Level: SAFE

Prescription: You're good, as long as you stay away from korean addicting items.

Be sure to post your result in my cbox to discuss it further on. =)

( A note from the author: If you're wondering, NO, koreanisation is not real, I just made it up )